/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Hi Reddit! I'm an ancient telepath whose consciousness has manifested in the form of MLK Jr., Mother Teresa, John Milton, Julius Caesar, Ramses II, Amelia Earhart, and many more historical figures throughout history. AMA!"
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[WP] It’s been 77 years, but it’s time now. Your 30 foot tall eagle perches on your balcony, prepared to take you to your desired location. The Underground Kingdom may have disowned you, but they’ll never see an attack from above coming. You will get your mother’s amulet back. AT ALL COSTS.
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[WP] By running simulations, a resistance group can come up with the best ways to overthrow their tyrannical government. One day, a part of the simulation becomes self-aware.
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[EU] Homelander is sent to take out the head of a drug cartel smuggling Compound V over the Mexican border. The Salamanca Family isn’t too happy about this.
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[EU] Barry Berkman woke in a brief panic but managed to recompose himself. He retraced his steps to figure out how the hell he ended up where he was now, tied down to a metal table covered in plastic wrap. As a cold scalpel cut his cheek, he saw the figure place his blood into a blood slide.
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[WP] FINALLY! After over a decade of work, you've successfully provided a proof for a the Riemann Hypothesis. But wait...no this can't be right. The answer is...42? After octuple checking your work, you realize that this is indeed correct. How the hell has no one figured this out?
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[WP] Robert has hyperthymesia, but he’s addicted to forgetting important memories in his life. To uncover the memory of how this addiction started, he hires an eccentric hypnotist.
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[WP] Jerry possesses the ability to cause an explosion anywhere in the world he can think of…while he’s farting. The intensity of the blast depends on the intensity of his flatulence. While on a date, a group of terrorists attempts to slip laxative into his drink and make him think of the Pentagon.
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[WP] At first, we tried to hide the fact that the God King was suffering from Divine Dementia from the rest of the pantheon. However, today is the day we must announce the truth, consequences be damned.
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[WP] Working at the front desk of the Uplift Center, your job is unique. Patients here have undergone treatment to increase their intelligence, but must go through a 30 day period of temporary cognitive impairment before any enhancement takes place. Today, a client has requested to “remain dumb.”
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