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I pressed my hand against the mirror and wondered if I’d be alone for the rest of my life.

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Then again, if this is true, I probably wouldn’t realize that it’s happening.

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I was ecstatic when the time machine actually worked during its test run, so naturally after a enough careful trials of visiting various points in the past, I decided to see what the future could hold 6 months from now.

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When the Devil allowed me to see my mother again in hell, I was suspicious of his motives, but I couldn’t help but burst into tears as I embraced her.

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I was always scared of developing dementia in my old age.

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My Mom called me this morning to congratulate me, because today is the 1 year anniversary of my sobriety.

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As the alien ship hovered over the city, its citizens could only watch in disbelief before they were swiftly obliterated.

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As a Vietnam vet, you get used to people spitting at you and calling you a “babykiller.”

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Jennifer finally found the courage to send a message to her favorite Youtuber whom she had been a fan of ever since she was 10 years old.

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My siblings and parents told me not to be scared of the painting of the tall thin man in my room, and normally I'd agree that I was being irrational.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I pressed my hand against the mirror and wondered if I’d be alone for the rest of my life.	42	TwoSentenceSadness
Then again, if this is true, I probably wouldn’t realize that it’s happening.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
I was ecstatic when the time machine actually worked during its test run, so naturally after a enough careful trials of visiting various points in the past, I decided to see what the future could hold 6 months from now.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
When the Devil allowed me to see my mother again in hell, I was suspicious of his motives, but I couldn’t help but burst into tears as I embraced her.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
I was always scared of developing dementia in my old age.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
My Mom called me this morning to congratulate me, because today is the 1 year anniversary of my sobriety.	38	TwoSentenceSadness
As the alien ship hovered over the city, its citizens could only watch in disbelief before they were swiftly obliterated.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
As a Vietnam vet, you get used to people spitting at you and calling you a “babykiller.”	37	TwoSentenceSadness
Jennifer finally found the courage to send a message to her favorite Youtuber whom she had been a fan of ever since she was 10 years old.	37	TwoSentenceSadness
My siblings and parents told me not to be scared of the painting of the tall thin man in my room, and normally I'd agree that I was being irrational.	36	TwoSentenceHorror