/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts
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[WP] You discovered two months ago a sandwich that increases physical abilities depending on how much of it is consumed. The nibbles you’ve taken so far has allowed you to wrestle bears and run faster than a cheetah. You wake up one morning to find that your dog has eaten the entire thing.
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[WP] Two blades of grass have a conversation about the purpose of their lives and all of grass kind. One worships the Holy Grower (fertilizer), and the other worships the Great Cutter (a lawnmower).
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[WP] "You better not be telling me what I think you're telling me Greg," Allen spoke to his compatriot in the Neuroscience department. "I am, unfortunately; I'm afraid we just discovered a contagious form of dementia."
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[WP] A ghost tries to communicate with humans but it’s voice crossing the ethereal plane makes its voice and messages sound creepier than they actually are.
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[WP] Your business is helping sneak criminals sneak out of prison. Today, a client has offered you $25,000 to sneak them into prison.
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[WP] A man with the ability to turn zombies back into regular people by biting them is on the run from a cult and what remains of the government. What they don’t realize, is that his “anti-bite” only works once. He’s accompanied by his best friend, a former zombie.
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[WP] The greatest stand-up comedian alive is randomly selected to perform in front of an alien council to determine whether humanity will be destroyed, accepted into the council, or left alone.
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