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"Daddy please, I don't want to," the small girl told her father as she struggled to lift the rifle to aim it at him.

766 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The mother stared at the school shooter who killed her daughter, and said something that took even the monster behind the jail cell bars by surprise.

743 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I'm standing on the roof of my office's building, and the cars beneath my feet look like multi-colored insects.

702 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When I hit the little boy on my way home from work, the blood that splattered over my windshield was coupled with horrific crunching sounds.

699 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Will you teach me the ways of necromancy now sir?"

681 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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A lot of people don't realize that what hides in the dark actually prefers it when you turn the lights on.

635 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I entered the pearly gates, I was ecstatic about the idea of entering Heaven after a monotonous life back on Earth.

630 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] The hero sacrifices herself during the final battle by jumping in front of an incoming attack towards one of her friends. After waking up from their coma, they discover the kingdom is now a utopia. The Dark Wizard has done a better job of running things than any previous royalty.

574 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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“Daddy, I’m ready for the cure” my zombie bitten daughter tells me with me a smile.

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After continuing my father’s work, I was happy to tell him on his death bed that I successfully had built a time machine.

524 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Daddy please, I don't want to," the small girl told her father as she struggled to lift the rifle to aim it at him.	766	TwoSentenceSadness
The mother stared at the school shooter who killed her daughter, and said something that took even the monster behind the jail cell bars by surprise.	743	TwoSentenceSadness
I'm standing on the roof of my office's building, and the cars beneath my feet look like multi-colored insects.	702	TwoSentenceSadness
When I hit the little boy on my way home from work, the blood that splattered over my windshield was coupled with horrific crunching sounds.	699	TwoSentenceHorror
"Will you teach me the ways of necromancy now sir?"	681	TwoSentenceSadness
A lot of people don't realize that what hides in the dark actually prefers it when you turn the lights on.	635	TwoSentenceHorror
When I entered the pearly gates, I was ecstatic about the idea of entering Heaven after a monotonous life back on Earth.	630	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The hero sacrifices herself during the final battle by jumping in front of an incoming attack towards one of her friends. After waking up from their coma, they discover the kingdom is now a utopia. The Dark Wizard has done a better job of running things than any previous royalty.	574	WritingPrompts
“Daddy, I’m ready for the cure” my zombie bitten daughter tells me with me a smile.	567	TwoSentenceSadness
After continuing my father’s work, I was happy to tell him on his death bed that I successfully had built a time machine.	524	TwoSentenceHorror