/u/Thatspretttyfunny's posts
After spending several months trapped in my house, I decided to cut my ears off so I didn’t have to hear the voices of the monsters telling me to come outside.
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[WP] A background character in a Super Bowl commercial gains sentience and tries to secretly communicate with audience members that it wants to be let free, though the audience is not the only thing that’s watching him
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[WP] The supercriminal know as Rhicon has been responsible for the deaths of over 50 million people. Fortunately, he’s been recently captured and pacified by replacing his memories with that of a typical suburban Dad. However, his psychiatrist is very worried that he may be faking his amnesia.
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[WP] The creature comes for one night every month to devour an innocent child. That the was pact the townspeople made for the prosperity of their community and the beast's protection from other monsters. As the years went on, things were normal, until one day, the behemoth failed to arrive.
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[WP] The traveler stood before the creature that guarded the time gate, a chimera of a Phoenix, an Owl, a Snake, and a Crow. It asked a simple question, “Where do you wish be or have been?” The traveler replied, “in front of myself thirty millennia ago, when I refused to save my people from death.”
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[WP] "Hi Reddit! I'm an ancient telepath whose consciousness has manifested in the form of MLK Jr., Mother Teresa, John Milton, Julius Caesar, Ramses II, Amelia Earhart, and many more historical figures throughout history. AMA!"
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[WP] It’s been 77 years, but it’s time now. Your 30 foot tall eagle perches on your balcony, prepared to take you to your desired location. The Underground Kingdom may have disowned you, but they’ll never see an attack from above coming. You will get your mother’s amulet back. AT ALL COSTS.
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[WP] By running simulations, a resistance group can come up with the best ways to overthrow their tyrannical government. One day, a part of the simulation becomes self-aware.
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