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Keith, unable to control himself, scrolled through Twitter, Youtube, and Reddit for the 11th time in the past 10 minutes.

187 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Peter steadily aimed his rifle after finally cornering the mutated creature from the woods that ate his child 13 years ago.

185 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As Hector typed in the last sentence of his dissertation, he felt immense satisfaction as the multi-year long project finally came to a close.

182 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When Larry told everyone an ex-girlfriend was stalking him, people thought he was joking.

172 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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[WP] As a shapeshifter with regenerative healing abilities, you help people disappear by posing as them and “dying” in a horrible accident. Preferably in spectacular fashion with multiple witnesses.

170 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] As the emperor’s loyal advisor, you’ve been plotting an assassination plan behind his back for the past 15 months. Today, he called you into his private study to reveal that he knows exactly what you’ve been up to…and he wants you to go through with it.

168 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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I hear her name and she sees me smile and clap as she receives her diploma.

157 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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All the pleasure androids I’ve made so far weren’t able to satisfy my needs for long enough.

141 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] A secret agent infiltrates the base of his archnemesis to request a letter of recommendation for a promotion at his spy agency.

140 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Mom, you’ve seen Dad hit me and my brother over and over again.

139 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Keith, unable to control himself, scrolled through Twitter, Youtube, and Reddit for the 11th time in the past 10 minutes.	187	TwoSentenceSadness
Peter steadily aimed his rifle after finally cornering the mutated creature from the woods that ate his child 13 years ago.	185	TwoSentenceHorror
As Hector typed in the last sentence of his dissertation, he felt immense satisfaction as the multi-year long project finally came to a close.	182	TwoSentenceSadness
When Larry told everyone an ex-girlfriend was stalking him, people thought he was joking.	172	TwoSentenceSadness
[WP] As a shapeshifter with regenerative healing abilities, you help people disappear by posing as them and “dying” in a horrible accident. Preferably in spectacular fashion with multiple witnesses.	170	WritingPrompts
[WP] As the emperor’s loyal advisor, you’ve been plotting an assassination plan behind his back for the past 15 months. Today, he called you into his private study to reveal that he knows exactly what you’ve been up to…and he wants you to go through with it.	168	WritingPrompts
I hear her name and she sees me smile and clap as she receives her diploma.	157	TwoSentenceSadness
All the pleasure androids I’ve made so far weren’t able to satisfy my needs for long enough.	141	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] A secret agent infiltrates the base of his archnemesis to request a letter of recommendation for a promotion at his spy agency.	140	WritingPrompts
Mom, you’ve seen Dad hit me and my brother over and over again.	139	TwoSentenceSadness