/u/The-Ant-Whisperer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I was about to catch the last pass that would have won us the championship, my hands turned to jelly.

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Darling, isn’t our baby so beautiful, he looks just like an angel.

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“Last one out, turn out the lights.” I heard in my ear.

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I walked out of the 6th psychics tent in disgust.

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“99 bottles of beer in the wall, and if one little bottle should accidentally fall...”

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I miss the pain of the flesh-eating bacteria in my arms.

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My sister—an ICU nurse—came home in tears tonight and told me she had lost a kid.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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The last man on Earth smiled as he returned to his impenetrable fortress from his long trip out into the wastelands.

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“Mom, why does that homeless man have track marks all up his arm?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I was about to catch the last pass that would have won us the championship, my hands turned to jelly.	6
Darling, isn’t our baby so beautiful, he looks just like an angel.	6
“Last one out, turn out the lights.” I heard in my ear.	5
I walked out of the 6th psychics tent in disgust.	5
“99 bottles of beer in the wall, and if one little bottle should accidentally fall...”	5
I miss the pain of the flesh-eating bacteria in my arms.	5
My sister—an ICU nurse—came home in tears tonight and told me she had lost a kid.	4
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.	4
The last man on Earth smiled as he returned to his impenetrable fortress from his long trip out into the wastelands.	4
“Mom, why does that homeless man have track marks all up his arm?”	4