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As a child I used to love playing marbles.

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I was always told not to run with scissors.

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I heard the mosquito flying around my head as I was trying to sleep.

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In my dream last night, I paid the bill for the exclusive restaurant which was over $1,000.

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If you have $2 to spare, I know of a kid in Africa that has one arm and one leg who has to bike 15 miles each day to get water on a bike that has a flat tyre and bent wheels.

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“Ok, I’ll try not to fall asleep again at this play,”

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I hate living in the Dark Ages.

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At the doctors, who told me I needed some antibiotics.

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Our little subdivision now has ‘Slow - Children’ signs all over place.

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I threw a stick for my dog to chase.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a child I used to love playing marbles.	4
I was always told not to run with scissors.	3
I heard the mosquito flying around my head as I was trying to sleep.	3
In my dream last night, I paid the bill for the exclusive restaurant which was over $1,000.	3
If you have $2 to spare, I know of a kid in Africa that has one arm and one leg who has to bike 15 miles each day to get water on a bike that has a flat tyre and bent wheels.	3
“Ok, I’ll try not to fall asleep again at this play,”	2
I hate living in the Dark Ages.	2
At the doctors, who told me I needed some antibiotics.	2
Our little subdivision now has ‘Slow - Children’ signs all over place.	2
I threw a stick for my dog to chase.	2