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I snorted a suitcase full of coke and i'm starting to feel the effects of it.

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I hit a dog on the way home, the dog survived but was knocked out as there was blood on the headlights and a burned corpse behind my car.

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I decapitated myself and i managed to control the rest of my body... Creepy.

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I hit a dog on the way home driving in my car. The dog survived but was on the roof knocked out...

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Me when my boner hits the wall and i get a nosebleed from it

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Sorry, this post was removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceComedy. IT'S FUNNY, GOD DAMNIT!

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I saw my dog trying to eat a gumball. I couldn't stop laughing because i told her to swallow it and eventually she did

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