/u/TheAusNerd's posts
[WP] You sail across the room, slamming into the far wall. Slowly, you stand up, debris tumbling off your shoulders. When you took up dog-sitting, you thought it would be a fairly simple job. It wasn't until you took on Cerberus that you realised you were wrong.
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[WP] You've met a nice girl at a party. She's a Frankensteinian creature of flesh stitched together and reanimated, just like you. You've hit it off and agreed to continue the night at her place. She invites you into her home, you take her coat... And she takes off her costume.
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[WP] Intergalactic Court is now in session. Humanity is tasked with defending itself for it's pre-FTL atrocities. The penalty is extinction, and you are the Defense Lawyer. Good luck.
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[WP] The interviewer looked across his desk at the hopeful applicant. "So, Mr... 'The Impaler', what would you say are your greatest skills?" Vlad Tepes looked back at the man, with no idea how he ended up in this situation to begin with.
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[WP] You work alone, but your success is not your own. Every time you save a draft and leave your workstation, you return to find a superior creation.
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[WP] After all his trials and tribulations, The Hero finds himself on the precipice of his ultimate goal. But his exploits have taken their toll. So, haggard, weary, and bleeding, he raises his sword one final time, to fight the one he once loved, and at last, save the world.
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[WP] For years, you've studied at Chegra's School for Musical Wizards. As your final graduation approaches, you must perform in front of a panel of judges. It is in this performance that you finally choose to reveal something no-one at the school knows about you: You are a massive geek.
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