/u/TheBeardeding's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I have been working on stories to compete with the best on this sub but I'm finding it near impossible.

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After missing for 3 weeks the police found my wife's headless corpse and I don't know what I'm most upset about.

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Mods have been using stories to commit actual crimes and I can prove it.

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Daddy's leaving for a work trip and mommy made him and aunt Susan special cookies

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The jurors faces turned pale as the prosecutor pressed play and the courtroom filled with the tortured cries of my victims, agony filled voices screaming for mercy, pleading me to stop and begging for death.

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I knew using the pills would make the voices stop.

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My neighbor was arrested for necrophilia this morning.

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Reading my mother's suicide note, I couldn't help thinking it doesn't sound like her at all.

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Anyone know a good DIY carpentry site?

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[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have been working on stories to compete with the best on this sub but I'm finding it near impossible.	34202
After missing for 3 weeks the police found my wife's headless corpse and I don't know what I'm most upset about.	8459
Mods have been using stories to commit actual crimes and I can prove it.	3827
Daddy's leaving for a work trip and mommy made him and aunt Susan special cookies	1313
The jurors faces turned pale as the prosecutor pressed play and the courtroom filled with the tortured cries of my victims, agony filled voices screaming for mercy, pleading me to stop and begging for death.	646
I knew using the pills would make the voices stop.	152
My neighbor was arrested for necrophilia this morning.	82
Reading my mother's suicide note, I couldn't help thinking it doesn't sound like her at all.	63
Anyone know a good DIY carpentry site?	42
[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking.	23