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I put the shell up to my ear, hoping I could hear the ocean.

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I put the coin in the mouth of my wife’s decayed corpse to ensure she had a safe voyage through the River Styx.

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I was having fun on the water slide until my body fat wedged me inside the tube.

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As the children prepared to rebuild Frosty, they set the magic hat on a nearby tree.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

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After my shipmates abandoned me, I became one with the sea.

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“Death will finally bring me into its sweet embrace!” the prisoner said, chowing down on the fish tail for his last meal.

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I crawled inside the dinosaur skeleton to clean its mouth for display.

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Woodpeckers can drill into skulls and consume the brain inside.

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As Alice drank the shrinking potion, she began to grow smaller.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I put the shell up to my ear, hoping I could hear the ocean.	405
I put the coin in the mouth of my wife’s decayed corpse to ensure she had a safe voyage through the River Styx.	348
I was having fun on the water slide until my body fat wedged me inside the tube.	310
As the children prepared to rebuild Frosty, they set the magic hat on a nearby tree.	265
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…	209
After my shipmates abandoned me, I became one with the sea.	207
“Death will finally bring me into its sweet embrace!” the prisoner said, chowing down on the fish tail for his last meal.	195
I crawled inside the dinosaur skeleton to clean its mouth for display.	174
Woodpeckers can drill into skulls and consume the brain inside.	166
As Alice drank the shrinking potion, she began to grow smaller.	139