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After days of constipation, I was finally able to take a shit. NSFW

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The horrible parents of my adult daughter’s rapist demanded an “apology gift” for “traumatizing their son.” NSFW

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“Sorry, but wages are a privilege.” The corrupt boss said, mocking his subordinates.

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“I wish I were a great magician!” The boy said to the genie.

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“I brought you into this world and I can take you out,” my mom said, strangling me.

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I was able to convince the Wish Maker make my Midas touch have no effect on food, drinks, animals and people.

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I thought the faulty smoke alarm was acting strangely when it suddenly went off in my baby’s bedroom.

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“I thought we were having a sleepover, girls,” the bully said.

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My wife suddenly developed a new hobby of mountain climbing despite being an indoor person.

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Everyone began to suffocate as the plane cabin lost pressure.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After days of constipation, I was finally able to take a shit. NSFW	7206
The horrible parents of my adult daughter’s rapist demanded an “apology gift” for “traumatizing their son.” NSFW	6057
“Sorry, but wages are a privilege.” The corrupt boss said, mocking his subordinates.	5653
“I wish I were a great magician!” The boy said to the genie.	2481
“I brought you into this world and I can take you out,” my mom said, strangling me.	2448
I was able to convince the Wish Maker make my Midas touch have no effect on food, drinks, animals and people.	1361
I thought the faulty smoke alarm was acting strangely when it suddenly went off in my baby’s bedroom.	1187
“I thought we were having a sleepover, girls,” the bully said.	919
My wife suddenly developed a new hobby of mountain climbing despite being an indoor person.	640
Everyone began to suffocate as the plane cabin lost pressure.	467