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The serial killer laughed at St. Peter when he said he had to fight an undead version of those he harmed.

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My car radio has a quirk where it plays different music depending on my safety.

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All the soldier had to do to free himself from his captors was say “kill the enemy” to the voice-activating turrets.

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My wife wished that our son would never grow up so we could enjoy his childhood moments forever.

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The talent agent promised to make me a famous rockstar with all the perks.

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The hole in the ship’s door was no bigger than a head, so I wasn’t afraid when the kraken stuck its tentacle through it.

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The Bible said that all personal belongings would be left back on earth in heaven.

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“Since we don’t have any medicine right now, we have to remove the tapeworm a different way,” the doctor said.

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I was confused as to why the tooth fairy showed up at my son’s bedroom door since he had only his permanent teeth.

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The child asked his father if he could have some more.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The serial killer laughed at St. Peter when he said he had to fight an undead version of those he harmed.	22
My car radio has a quirk where it plays different music depending on my safety.	20
All the soldier had to do to free himself from his captors was say “kill the enemy” to the voice-activating turrets.	20
My wife wished that our son would never grow up so we could enjoy his childhood moments forever.	19
The talent agent promised to make me a famous rockstar with all the perks.	18
The hole in the ship’s door was no bigger than a head, so I wasn’t afraid when the kraken stuck its tentacle through it.	17
The Bible said that all personal belongings would be left back on earth in heaven.	16
“Since we don’t have any medicine right now, we have to remove the tapeworm a different way,” the doctor said.	15
I was confused as to why the tooth fairy showed up at my son’s bedroom door since he had only his permanent teeth.	15
The child asked his father if he could have some more.	13