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[WP] Your community has just beat you, tied you up, put you in a bag weighed down with rocks, and tossed you into the river. Surprisingly, you aren't dead. Hours later, someone drags the bag out of the river.

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[WP] While cleaning out your ears with a cotton swab, you discover what feels like a piece of hard plastic deep within your ear canal. Upon pushing it a little further into your ear, it springs back and the words "SHUT DOWN AND REBOOT?" appear in your field of vision.

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[WP] Note to Self: Avoid Strawberry Milk.

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[WP] Upon scoring 100% on a 90's Trivia Buzzfeed quiz, John Stamos appears at your front door. "We need your help."

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[WP] After every disease is virtually eradicated in 2150, people smoke, drink, and do drugs with no fear of negative repercussions. That is, except for the "Pure". Those assholes.

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[WP] You're a serial killer with OCD. Your victim isn't being the victim you want her to be and it's very annoying.

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[WP] Shortly after you develop a simulation of our universe, its inhabitants start praying to you.

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[WP] Write a story about a squirrel crossing a busy street--but from the squirrel's perspective.

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[WP] After falling asleep just past midnight, you wake the next morning to find the pedometer on your phone reads 25,000 steps.

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[WP] After a friend borrows your laptop, you decide to check its history. You shouldn't have.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Your community has just beat you, tied you up, put you in a bag weighed down with rocks, and tossed you into the river. Surprisingly, you aren't dead. Hours later, someone drags the bag out of the river.	9
[WP] While cleaning out your ears with a cotton swab, you discover what feels like a piece of hard plastic deep within your ear canal. Upon pushing it a little further into your ear, it springs back and the words "SHUT DOWN AND REBOOT?" appear in your field of vision.	9
[WP] Note to Self: Avoid Strawberry Milk.	8
[WP] Upon scoring 100% on a 90's Trivia Buzzfeed quiz, John Stamos appears at your front door. "We need your help."	7
[WP] After every disease is virtually eradicated in 2150, people smoke, drink, and do drugs with no fear of negative repercussions. That is, except for the "Pure". Those assholes.	6
[WP] You're a serial killer with OCD. Your victim isn't being the victim you want her to be and it's very annoying.	5
[WP] Shortly after you develop a simulation of our universe, its inhabitants start praying to you.	5
[WP] Write a story about a squirrel crossing a busy street--but from the squirrel's perspective.	4
[WP] After falling asleep just past midnight, you wake the next morning to find the pedometer on your phone reads 25,000 steps.	4
[WP] After a friend borrows your laptop, you decide to check its history. You shouldn't have.	4