/u/TheComedicComedian's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You made a deal with a witch. She gave you special powers in exchange for you agreeing to be turned into her replacement cat for a day the next time her own cat got sick. The problem is, you weren't expecting it to happen today...and you already had plans.
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[WP] The head executive of the CIA has been told about America's greatest secret agent, who has succeeded in many cases of espionage, surveillance, and national security. She wants to reward the agent, so she has him brought in to her office. Much to her surprise, a small squirrel enters the room.
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[WP] Long ago, there lived a genie infamous for taking any wish and granting them in the worst way possible. One day, a person determined to have their wish granted correctly went to the genie and made a wish so articulate, that it seemed impossible to screw up. Yet the genie still found a way.
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[WP] You're writing the final draft of a story that took you weeks to finish. As you write "The End" and hit save, you suddenly feel a surge of dizziness as you head to the bathroom to find out what's wrong. There, you realize that you're turning into the main character of your own story!
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[WP] A comedian goes out on stage and begins telling jokes. As he's telling jokes, he inexplicably begins to think about what the meaning of life really is, and his routine starts to go from funny and light-hearted to philosophical and serious.
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[WP] You live in an unbearable nightmare. Yet whenever you fall asleep, you have nightmares that are even worse. You can feel every little bit of pain in every dream where you're maimed and tormented. It's becoming impossible to live with as you try to stay awake in a world you hate with a passion.
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[WP] You wake up one morning and go to eat some cereal, only to find that all of your spoons are gone. Later, you tell a friend of yours what happened, only for them to ask you what "spoons" are. From there on, every day, another random thing suddenly gets wiped from existence and everyone's memory.
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