/u/TheComedicComedian's posts
[WP] One day, you've decided that you've had enough with humanity and you decide to return to monke.
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[WP] You're a professional sniper/hitman with many years of experience and many successful sniping incidents. However, on December 24th, you get your biggest job yet: Kill Santa Claus.
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[WP] You made a deal with a witch. She gave you special powers in exchange for you agreeing to be turned into her replacement cat for a day the next time her own cat got sick. The problem is, you weren't expecting it to happen today...and you already had plans.
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[WP] The head executive of the CIA has been told about America's greatest secret agent, who has succeeded in many cases of espionage, surveillance, and national security. She wants to reward the agent, so she has him brought in to her office. Much to her surprise, a small squirrel enters the room.
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[WP] A husband and wife are lycanthropic and become werewolves whenever the full moon comes out. She really enjoys it. He does not.
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[PM] I've always had a weird interest in the concept of people becoming animals, so give me some transformation-related prompts!
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[WP] Long ago, there lived a genie infamous for taking any wish and granting them in the worst way possible. One day, a person determined to have their wish granted correctly went to the genie and made a wish so articulate, that it seemed impossible to screw up. Yet the genie still found a way.
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[WP] You wake up one morning and go to eat some cereal, only to find that all of your spoons are gone. Later, you tell a friend of yours what happened, only for them to ask you what "spoons" are. From there on, every day, another random thing suddenly gets wiped from existence and everyone's memory.
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