/u/TheDuckSneezes's posts
[WP] An alien jumped into Earth claiming to be a Human Master. You were confused what that means. That is, until he threw a Pokéball at your friend and yelled, "I caught a Californian! 7.5 billion to go."
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You have the super power that whatever story you write, it becomes real! Only downside is that for every typo, there's a plague.
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[WP] Research has shown that light's only energy source are from souls. We're running out from both Heaven and Hell. So, the President declared a new mandatory holiday, Blackout Week.
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[WP] You’re running for President. But, your rival is Amazons Alexa who’s independent and self aware. In her day of announcement, she gave the USA free package deliveries. People believe she delivers her promise. Now, you’re debating her.
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[WP] You and your friend just became astronauts. When your flight launched, you discovered that the Earth, Moon, and other celestial bodies were *flat* and *round* like a coin. But, you signed a non-disclosure agreement written by Martians. Your friend is willing to spill the truth.
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[WP] Elon Musk mastered tech so well that to average-Joe, it's borderline magic. The wizard and witch community's existence felt threatened. So they sent Harry Potter, Gandalf, and Anakin Skywalker to challenge Musk to the Death. Without hesitation, Musk accepts.
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[WP] "As the 2020 Presidential candidate, I propose more than just diversity of race or gender. I propose celestial diversity! Let me explain, I'm a Martian-American..."
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