/u/TheDukeofEnunciation's posts
[WP] The party at your friend's house has been fantastic and you've had a great time, but there's an elephant in the room that no one is acknowledging. A literal African Elephant. In the room. Trunk and all. Yet, no one else at the party has mentioned it or even seems to know that it exists.
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[WP] Years ago, you were granted a wish to commit any crime without being caught. Now, tired of how easy it is to get away with anything, you entertain yourself by trying as hard as possible to get someone to notice you breaking the law.
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[CW] Write a poem, with 8 Words per line. Then, write the same poem again, erasing 4 words per line. Finally, Do it once more, erasing 2 more words per line.
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[WP] You are a legendary adventurer in D&D who just used a wish spell to "Experience the true reality." You open your eyes and are standing on top of a table being stared at, wide-eyed, by a group of teens.
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[WP] Only the most elite of black-ops special forces operatives are given access to a "cube," a device which, when crushed, loops the next 60 seconds of time exactly 1000 times. Deep in the enemy stronghold, back against the wall with no other options, you take hold of your "cube" and crush it.
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[WP] The Magician asked for volunteers from the audience and you happily accepted. You stepped into a small box, heard the magician say to the crowd that he would make you disappear...and the next moment you are standing facing a red-skinned devil wearing glasses. They roll their eyes and sigh.
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[WP] You are a literal wordsmith, hammering out new words with your legendary anvil and forge, and are known far and wide as the best. Yet today, you receive a contract for a new word that even you might not be able to make.
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[WP] The World is ending. It's been proven by scientists everywhere. A meteor is heading to Earth. The day of the impact, millions of people are present, waiting in the desert around the soon-to-be impact zone. Suddenly, with minutes to go, a man in a cape steps forward and cracks his knuckles.
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[WP] You've had an amazing fiscal quarter, and it's time for your annual review at your company. As you enter your Boss's office and sit down, he has his back turned. "Well," He says, "let's get this started." He turns and puts a revolver on the desk between the two of you.
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[WP] Demons live on Earth, disguised as humans. Only you can see them for what they truly are. You've made it your holy mission to exterminate every last one of them, but there's a problem: Dead Demons just leave their human shells & Police are hunting for one of the worst serial killers ever: You.
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