/u/TheIntrovertedAuthor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
She has been waving and giving me cheeky smiles every single day for the past two weeks, so it's about time I finally make my move.
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My four-year-old son cried incredibly loudly as I took all of the dolls out of his bed this morning and set fire to them in the kitchen sink.
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I thought it was strange when my colleague spent fully ten minutes trying to catch a large fly in the office this morning.
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As my three-year-old son and I look up at the beautiful bright light illuminating the night sky, I place my gun against the back of his head and pull the trigger, using up my final bullet.
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