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We red blood cells have a job of transporting oxygen to cells all over the body.

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"If you are my child, you are going to get A+ on this test", my dad said to me.

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"I thought I wished to find a husband in Berlin, why then is everyone here speaking Russian!?" I asked the genie.

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The USA, Russian Federation, and People's Republic of China, fired all of their nuclear weapons.

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While watching a concert, the guy next to me seemed to hate the concert and so he left pretty early.

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By running electricity through water, I filled some balloons with lighter than air gas generated.

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Despite our best effort, the power output from the plant keeps dropping and dropping...

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I hate how much of a heavy smoker my husband is.

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I am lucky to be assigned to a garrison defending this fortress during this war.

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The bed is shaking so violently as we are making love.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We red blood cells have a job of transporting oxygen to cells all over the body.	716	TwoSentenceHorror
"If you are my child, you are going to get A+ on this test", my dad said to me.	566	TwoSentenceHorror
"I thought I wished to find a husband in Berlin, why then is everyone here speaking Russian!?" I asked the genie.	553	TwoSentenceHorror
The USA, Russian Federation, and People's Republic of China, fired all of their nuclear weapons.	403	TwoSentenceHorror
While watching a concert, the guy next to me seemed to hate the concert and so he left pretty early.	283	TwoSentenceHorror
By running electricity through water, I filled some balloons with lighter than air gas generated.	227	TwoSentenceHorror
Despite our best effort, the power output from the plant keeps dropping and dropping...	221	TwoSentenceHorror
I hate how much of a heavy smoker my husband is.	196	TwoSentenceHorror
I am lucky to be assigned to a garrison defending this fortress during this war.	80	TwoSentenceHorror
The bed is shaking so violently as we are making love.	67	TwoSentenceHorror