/u/TheLadyNyxThalia's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For weeks, I’ve thought my husband was about to divorce me.

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“Would you like to live forever?” my girlfriend asked, while we lay in bed after making love.

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[OCT22] As an influencer, my newlywed content didn’t get as much engagement as I hoped.

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Turns out a stuffy nose was good for one thing, I thought.

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The absolute best part of being a ghost?

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It’s been years since I fell asleep to the sound of my husband’s heartbeat.

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“Ugh I don’t like this one either,” I complained, yanking the smoking electrical cord away.

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The greatest archaeological find of our lifetimes happened yesterday

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It wasn’t until the government made the announcement about aliens that I realized why they didn’t care about climate change.

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I cried and prayed as I held my son while he bled to death in front of the emergency room.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For weeks, I’ve thought my husband was about to divorce me.	219
“Would you like to live forever?” my girlfriend asked, while we lay in bed after making love.	210
[OCT22] As an influencer, my newlywed content didn’t get as much engagement as I hoped.	45
Turns out a stuffy nose was good for one thing, I thought.	30
The absolute best part of being a ghost?	13
It’s been years since I fell asleep to the sound of my husband’s heartbeat.	9
“Ugh I don’t like this one either,” I complained, yanking the smoking electrical cord away.	5
The greatest archaeological find of our lifetimes happened yesterday	2
It wasn’t until the government made the announcement about aliens that I realized why they didn’t care about climate change.	1
I cried and prayed as I held my son while he bled to death in front of the emergency room.	1