/u/TheMaskedGeode's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My father and mother were shocked when I stepped in front of my dad and caught his hand before he got the hit in.

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"I-I WAS AN EXORCIST, WHY AM I IN HELL?!"

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I can hardly breathe or walk, my limbs are too short and my jaw is undershot.

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After my brother got sick, an angelic little girl started keeping him company, making him happy, and she comforted me when he died.

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“Dad, can I see momma this weekend, please?”

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"I am so sick of your daughter screaming and scratching on the walls at night!" I yelled at the man that lives in the next apartment.

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I asked my imaginary friend why she was always sad,

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My friends daughter has really pretty eyes.

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I got into a heated argument with a kid in my science class who believed skeletons stick together with nothing to hold the bones in place.

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I grabbed her by the hair and dragged the knife across her throat before dropping her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My father and mother were shocked when I stepped in front of my dad and caught his hand before he got the hit in.	2480
"I-I WAS AN EXORCIST, WHY AM I IN HELL?!"	781
I can hardly breathe or walk, my limbs are too short and my jaw is undershot.	764
After my brother got sick, an angelic little girl started keeping him company, making him happy, and she comforted me when he died.	387
“Dad, can I see momma this weekend, please?”	280
"I am so sick of your daughter screaming and scratching on the walls at night!" I yelled at the man that lives in the next apartment.	270
I asked my imaginary friend why she was always sad,	229
My friends daughter has really pretty eyes.	209
I got into a heated argument with a kid in my science class who believed skeletons stick together with nothing to hold the bones in place.	197
I grabbed her by the hair and dragged the knife across her throat before dropping her.	176