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Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch.
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So I bought my cats one of those fancy clear water dispensers, and they just love it!
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Why is virginity like a balloon?
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My son turned to me and asked, "Dad, where does poo come from?"
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If we went camping, and you woke up in the morning with lube on your ass, would you tell anybody?
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If a gorgeous woman sleeps with a dozen random guys then she's a whore, but if a man does it...
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How do you keep a total idiot in suspense?
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Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch.
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So I bought my cats one of those fancy clear water dispensers, and they just love it!
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Why is virginity like a balloon?
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My son turned to me and asked, "Dad, where does poo come from?"
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If we went camping, and you woke up in the morning with lube on your ass, would you tell anybody?
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If a gorgeous woman sleeps with a dozen random guys then she's a whore, but if a man does it...
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