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And the God said, "Let there be light", and there was light.

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[morph] - My daddy is so sweet, he kisses my nose and gives me piggyback rides and reads me stories before bedtime!

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As you read this sentence you realize that you've read it once before.

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I wanted a little sister but mommy and daddy brought home a baby brother instead.

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Mommy and me are moving into a new house today, and I'm so excited!

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Dear Diary, my mother says masturbating can cause blindness, but I think she's full of shit.

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My girlfriend suffered in agony before she died during a bloody and horrific abortion.

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I gazed lovingly through the the maternity-ward window, nearly unable to contain my joy.

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When I blew out the candles on my 8th birthday cake, I wished that my parents would get back together and be happy forever.

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I'd finally taken down the Christmas tree, and I found a hidden gift that I forgot to give to the kids.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
And the God said, "Let there be light", and there was light.	140
[morph] - My daddy is so sweet, he kisses my nose and gives me piggyback rides and reads me stories before bedtime!	132
As you read this sentence you realize that you've read it once before.	130
I wanted a little sister but mommy and daddy brought home a baby brother instead.	126
Mommy and me are moving into a new house today, and I'm so excited!	125
Dear Diary, my mother says masturbating can cause blindness, but I think she's full of shit.	125
My girlfriend suffered in agony before she died during a bloody and horrific abortion.	124
I gazed lovingly through the the maternity-ward window, nearly unable to contain my joy.	123
When I blew out the candles on my 8th birthday cake, I wished that my parents would get back together and be happy forever.	116
I'd finally taken down the Christmas tree, and I found a hidden gift that I forgot to give to the kids.	109