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[MORPH] - Mallory frowned at her fat reflection in the mirror, disgusted, and decided that she needed to make some drastic lifestyle changes if she wanted to be in a bikini by summer.

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Nothing could prepare us for the war against the machines, but we soon discovered that they were not without a weakness.

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An alien ship landed and humans came from within to tell us we had one week to live.

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If you've ever experienced déjà vu repeatedly, did you know that it's an excellent indication of insanity?

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My daughter absolutely hates peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, and wrinkles her nose when I say "finish your lunch".

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When my mother returned from giving birth, she asked if I had wished for a little brother or sister, and I said "A sister!"

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They say opposites attract.

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Have your ears ever begun to ring suddenly, with a shrill tone that slowly fades away?

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"They say that if you love something, you should set it free," she whispered.

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🎶I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do!🎶

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MORPH] - Mallory frowned at her fat reflection in the mirror, disgusted, and decided that she needed to make some drastic lifestyle changes if she wanted to be in a bikini by summer.	104
Nothing could prepare us for the war against the machines, but we soon discovered that they were not without a weakness.	103
An alien ship landed and humans came from within to tell us we had one week to live.	94
If you've ever experienced déjà vu repeatedly, did you know that it's an excellent indication of insanity?	90
My daughter absolutely hates peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, and wrinkles her nose when I say "finish your lunch".	89
When my mother returned from giving birth, she asked if I had wished for a little brother or sister, and I said "A sister!"	87
They say opposites attract.	87
Have your ears ever begun to ring suddenly, with a shrill tone that slowly fades away?	87
"They say that if you love something, you should set it free," she whispered.	86
🎶I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do!🎶	82