/u/TheOminousDarkness's posts

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I finally climbed up on the roof to take down those damned Christmas lights.

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As your eyes read these words, they are oblivious to the subtle hypnotic suggestion that you should kill yourself.

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And thus begins a new year, when we resolve to be a better person, bury the hatchet, and dispose of the skeletons in our closets.

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Larry meandered through the bustling and noisy crowd at the family reunion, greeting his Aunt Sally and Uncle Jeffrey with warm hugs and fond hellos before moving on to discuss politics with his Grandpa George and his cousin Shawn.

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For only $1 per day, the price of a cup of coffee, you could feed three small children...

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This morning I hid a few Easter eggs for my children around the yard.

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Curiosity killed the cat.

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Free Children's Shoes!

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I ran into the arms of my mother, screaming, with a blackened eyed and a bloody nose.

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As the infection continued to spread throughout her body, and as she struggled to remain alive, she could only silently pray for an end to her suffering.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I finally climbed up on the roof to take down those damned Christmas lights.	33	TwoSentenceHorror
As your eyes read these words, they are oblivious to the subtle hypnotic suggestion that you should kill yourself.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
And thus begins a new year, when we resolve to be a better person, bury the hatchet, and dispose of the skeletons in our closets.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Larry meandered through the bustling and noisy crowd at the family reunion, greeting his Aunt Sally and Uncle Jeffrey with warm hugs and fond hellos before moving on to discuss politics with his Grandpa George and his cousin Shawn.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
For only $1 per day, the price of a cup of coffee, you could feed three small children...	29	TwoSentenceHorror
This morning I hid a few Easter eggs for my children around the yard.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
Curiosity killed the cat.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
Free Children's Shoes!	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I ran into the arms of my mother, screaming, with a blackened eyed and a bloody nose.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
As the infection continued to spread throughout her body, and as she struggled to remain alive, she could only silently pray for an end to her suffering.	26	TwoSentenceSadness