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My brother has decided that he now identifies as a girl, so I had no choice but to kill him.

26 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Why is virginity like a balloon?

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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"Sugar & spice & everything nice, that's what little girls are made of!"

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I finally got a new pair of contact lenses, and I'm hoping they'll last a little bit longer than the last ones.

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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When I blew out the candles on my 8th birthday cake, I wished that my parents would get back together and be happy forever.

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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The first of her family to make this profound journey, she floated weightlessly in the darkness as her sister looked on, tearfully breathless.

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My son turned to me and asked, "Dad, where does poo come from?"

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Deep in the forest, I pointed my gun at my little boy and ordered him to run.

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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She went to bed hungry for the third night in a row.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Telling a story in two sentences is easy, but making it horrific is difficult.

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