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[WP] To protect his half human daughter Satan gives her a teddy bear.

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[SP] Humans are officially listed as an endangered species.

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[WP] A very smart, but very tiny dragon and a very big but not very bright berserker team up to become the most effective mercenaries in the kingdom.

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[WP] At precisely 17:01:13 UTC on April 1st, 2020 everyone on planet Planet Earth sneezes at the same time.

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[WP] You work in the Department of Time Travel Enforcement. Your job is busting all the idiots who think they’re smart by trying to win the lottery or sports wagers. Your methods for catching them are cleverer than their feeble excuses.

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[WP] Camelot never fell, and in the 21st century the Knights of the Round Table have evolved into a ruling council. Today’s meeting: the public complaining about too many potholes.

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[WP] A legendary jester’s soul is bound into a sword for eternity. Now that sword is kept in the castle armory and only used to prank new guys among the knights and soldiers.

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[WP] You accidentally summon a Canadian demon by having a bottle of Molson’s too close to the circle.

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[WP] The Grim Reaper must take Santa to the afterlife, his time is up at last. However Santa does not intend to go quietly.

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[WP] An adventurer’s sword is magic and will cut through nearly anything. The problem is though is it’s possessed by a very sardonic spirit and will only work when it feels like it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] To protect his half human daughter Satan gives her a teddy bear.	41
[SP] Humans are officially listed as an endangered species.	39
[WP] A very smart, but very tiny dragon and a very big but not very bright berserker team up to become the most effective mercenaries in the kingdom.	38
[WP] At precisely 17:01:13 UTC on April 1st, 2020 everyone on planet Planet Earth sneezes at the same time.	35
[WP] You work in the Department of Time Travel Enforcement. Your job is busting all the idiots who think they’re smart by trying to win the lottery or sports wagers. Your methods for catching them are cleverer than their feeble excuses.	33
[WP] Camelot never fell, and in the 21st century the Knights of the Round Table have evolved into a ruling council. Today’s meeting: the public complaining about too many potholes.	31
[WP] A legendary jester’s soul is bound into a sword for eternity. Now that sword is kept in the castle armory and only used to prank new guys among the knights and soldiers.	29
[WP] You accidentally summon a Canadian demon by having a bottle of Molson’s too close to the circle.	24
[WP] The Grim Reaper must take Santa to the afterlife, his time is up at last. However Santa does not intend to go quietly.	21
[WP] An adventurer’s sword is magic and will cut through nearly anything. The problem is though is it’s possessed by a very sardonic spirit and will only work when it feels like it.	21