/u/ThePuzzler13's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I finally got to have sex with my wife.

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I managed to avoid prison time by becoming a member of a government program, as per the court’s order.

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A psychic told me that in 12 years, I would feel great sadness.

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I didn’t like the drawing that I made, so I scribbled it out.

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Unfortunately, my cat had to be put down, so I asked my friend to do it for me.

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The gunshot echoed in my ears as all the children cried for mama.

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Bush did 9/11.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I finally got to have sex with my wife.	33
I managed to avoid prison time by becoming a member of a government program, as per the court’s order.	28
A psychic told me that in 12 years, I would feel great sadness.	24
I didn’t like the drawing that I made, so I scribbled it out.	21
Unfortunately, my cat had to be put down, so I asked my friend to do it for me.	17
The gunshot echoed in my ears as all the children cried for mama.	16
Bush did 9/11.	1