/u/TheRealZejfi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
We were horrified when we failed to close the portal and this gargantuan, blasphemous entity entered our realm.
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[AUG21] I thought it was quite ironic that the creation of immortality potion was announced on the day of my execution.
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"I love Jefferson's quote: The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants", said the president.
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The mixture of surprise and feeling of betrayal on my classmate's face when I shot him was rather amusing.
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We slowly approached the fortress knowing that, without proper equipment, noone could have survived the gas attack.
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One of the perks of becoming famous while young is that you are invited not to some boring parties but to clubs.
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The fact that I killed the pedophile who molested my daughter is a secret I will carry to the grave.
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