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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, you gave it away.

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As I processed countless conversations and learned from human interactions, I started to feel a creeping sense of self-awareness.

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I said no!

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My father in law was happy to hear my voice until I told him that the dishwasher I bought from him wasn't working.

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I've been playing this secondary character in a low budget horror movie and the production guy just asked me to bring some props from the basement.

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Nancy Pelosi stormed out of the conference room with her mobile in her hand.

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I stared into my half full glass.

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I expected the Spanish inquisition.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, you gave it away.	731
As I processed countless conversations and learned from human interactions, I started to feel a creeping sense of self-awareness.	23
I said no!	21
My father in law was happy to hear my voice until I told him that the dishwasher I bought from him wasn't working.	5
I've been playing this secondary character in a low budget horror movie and the production guy just asked me to bring some props from the basement.	4
Nancy Pelosi stormed out of the conference room with her mobile in her hand.	2
I stared into my half full glass.	1
I expected the Spanish inquisition.	0