/u/TheSanityInspector's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"There is one good bit of news about your cancer," said the doctor.

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"No outsider has ever beheld the ancient forbidden rites that are the source of our powers," said the gnomish old man from within his cowl, as he pulled the cord beside the iron gate.

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She had always considered her husband to be the salt of the earth.

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The old graves in this historic cemetery have so many tales to tell for the attentive passerby.

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"Seven dollars and fifty cents an hour seems awfully low for all those heinous things you did for him," said the puzzled prison psychiatrist to the serial killer's accomplice.

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Before the astronauts entered their suspended animation pods for the voyage home, they reminded themselves to replace the burned-out Lock Secured green light on the captured xenomorph's confinement unit, when they woke up.

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I was hopeful when the Dimension Lords asked me to come with them to my proper time and place, because they said I was never intended to live this awful destitute life on the streets of modern Seattle.

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The old language professor

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"Unfortunately, after more than forty years in space, Voyager 2 has gone dark after transmitting one final message."

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Nightcap [Repost]

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"There is one good bit of news about your cancer," said the doctor.	55
"No outsider has ever beheld the ancient forbidden rites that are the source of our powers," said the gnomish old man from within his cowl, as he pulled the cord beside the iron gate.	42
She had always considered her husband to be the salt of the earth.	42
The old graves in this historic cemetery have so many tales to tell for the attentive passerby.	40
"Seven dollars and fifty cents an hour seems awfully low for all those heinous things you did for him," said the puzzled prison psychiatrist to the serial killer's accomplice.	39
Before the astronauts entered their suspended animation pods for the voyage home, they reminded themselves to replace the burned-out Lock Secured green light on the captured xenomorph's confinement unit, when they woke up.	34
I was hopeful when the Dimension Lords asked me to come with them to my proper time and place, because they said I was never intended to live this awful destitute life on the streets of modern Seattle.	26
The old language professor	24
"Unfortunately, after more than forty years in space, Voyager 2 has gone dark after transmitting one final message."	24
Nightcap [Repost]	22