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First Contact

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The dark corners of this abandoned mansion seemed to close in, as I slowly removed the ancient 78rm record from the old windup gramophone in the parlor, after playing it twice.

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I tried as hard as I could here in this operating room, but I couldn't save this car crash victim's leg.

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"Whoever may hear this in the future: I was hoping to escape this horrible space demon, if I could just shift the spacecraft into a dimension where the speed of light was not limited to 186,000 miles per second."

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Just as the wizard said, this magic lens displayed all the previous forms that my little gold ingot had been forged and reforged into, as it had changed hands over the centuries down to the present.

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Karens no longer Karening

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After I charged up this old cellphone that I found lying in this creepy abandoned sawmill, I called the contact labeled Emergency.

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I must be in the background of thousands of other people's vacation photos...

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Encircled and low on ammunition, fuel and food, our regiment desperately fought off enemy attacks, while listening to the artillery and tank fire from the rest of our army, trying to break through to rescue us.

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Hold on until dawn.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
First Contact	20
The dark corners of this abandoned mansion seemed to close in, as I slowly removed the ancient 78rm record from the old windup gramophone in the parlor, after playing it twice.	19
I tried as hard as I could here in this operating room, but I couldn't save this car crash victim's leg.	16
"Whoever may hear this in the future: I was hoping to escape this horrible space demon, if I could just shift the spacecraft into a dimension where the speed of light was not limited to 186,000 miles per second."	16
Just as the wizard said, this magic lens displayed all the previous forms that my little gold ingot had been forged and reforged into, as it had changed hands over the centuries down to the present.	16
Karens no longer Karening	15
After I charged up this old cellphone that I found lying in this creepy abandoned sawmill, I called the contact labeled Emergency.	13
I must be in the background of thousands of other people's vacation photos...	13
Encircled and low on ammunition, fuel and food, our regiment desperately fought off enemy attacks, while listening to the artillery and tank fire from the rest of our army, trying to break through to rescue us.	13
Hold on until dawn.	12