/u/TheSanityInspector's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"So, what saint am I reenacting in this living history of the church display?" I said, after I removed my shirt and the artist tied me to the post on the stage.

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Shhhhh.....

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"If we can hide from this space vampire until sunrise we'll be safe," said the Mercury mission commander to his fellow astronauts

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The surgeon

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Simple ≠ Easy

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When I closed my eyes, I could still hear the echoes of her screams

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"Well, good job boys; you've all earned your merit badges", said the scoutmaster to the scouts, as they stepped away from the freshly-scrubbed stone walls and began packing up their cleaning gear.

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Tiny furry baby rabbits are so adorable.

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"Your pay has gone down because DNA crime scene forensics is getting more and more sophisticated," said the mafia don to his assembled hit men.

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"Boy, is my face red!" said the captured drug dealer with a nervous laugh, as he sat bound to the chair in the isolated barn.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"So, what saint am I reenacting in this living history of the church display?" I said, after I removed my shirt and the artist tied me to the post on the stage.	8
Shhhhh.....	7
"If we can hide from this space vampire until sunrise we'll be safe," said the Mercury mission commander to his fellow astronauts	7
The surgeon	7
Simple ≠ Easy	7
When I closed my eyes, I could still hear the echoes of her screams	6
"Well, good job boys; you've all earned your merit badges", said the scoutmaster to the scouts, as they stepped away from the freshly-scrubbed stone walls and began packing up their cleaning gear.	6
Tiny furry baby rabbits are so adorable.	5
"Your pay has gone down because DNA crime scene forensics is getting more and more sophisticated," said the mafia don to his assembled hit men.	5
"Boy, is my face red!" said the captured drug dealer with a nervous laugh, as he sat bound to the chair in the isolated barn.	4