/u/TheSanityInspector's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"The offensive against the alien robot invaders from outer space will begin tomorrow," said the deciphered radio transmission.

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I listened again to the scratchy recording of a faint, tinny voice addressing me by name, stating details about me that few others knew, and declaring that unimaginable horrors were closing in on me.

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Try, try again

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I remembered reading about how this particular species of caterpillar was doubly protected, both highly toxic and also camouflaged to look exactly like a green bean.

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"Mr. President, we've detected an odd signal pattern in between the increasingly strong cosmic gravity waves recorded by the LIGO observatory."

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As I put away my cleaning fluid and wire brushes and prepared to hike back to my campsite, I congratulated myself on saving the National Park rangers the trouble of erasing all this graffiti vandalism.

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"What the hell," the hijacker murmured inside his space helmet, as he was flung pinwheeling away from the exploding psychiatric hospital starship.

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"The offensive against the alien robot invaders from outer space will begin tomorrow," said the deciphered radio transmission.	3
I listened again to the scratchy recording of a faint, tinny voice addressing me by name, stating details about me that few others knew, and declaring that unimaginable horrors were closing in on me.	2
Try, try again	2
I remembered reading about how this particular species of caterpillar was doubly protected, both highly toxic and also camouflaged to look exactly like a green bean.	1
"Mr. President, we've detected an odd signal pattern in between the increasingly strong cosmic gravity waves recorded by the LIGO observatory."	1
As I put away my cleaning fluid and wire brushes and prepared to hike back to my campsite, I congratulated myself on saving the National Park rangers the trouble of erasing all this graffiti vandalism.	1
"What the hell," the hijacker murmured inside his space helmet, as he was flung pinwheeling away from the exploding psychiatric hospital starship.	0