/u/TheSecretFace's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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You know, we're just one long tube inside, from our mouths, to our anus.

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I think my word processor is pregnant!

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I can't believe the popular kids invited a dweeb like me to join them for a friendly game after school!

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I'm not as dumb as people think, because I finally figured out why they tell actors to "Break a leg!"

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There goes my idiot neighbor waddling down the street straddle-legged again.

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I've was just watching a movie about an antelope who is a vampire.

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I just saw a duck running around like it was crazy!

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I was excited about the bad pun contest because I just knew that any of the score of them I submitted would be a winner!

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I just bought a new running shoe called, "Crack Peds."

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I told my neighbor I'd spent the whole day tucking socks at my job at the underwear outlet store.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know, we're just one long tube inside, from our mouths, to our anus.	1
I think my word processor is pregnant!	1
I can't believe the popular kids invited a dweeb like me to join them for a friendly game after school!	1
I'm not as dumb as people think, because I finally figured out why they tell actors to "Break a leg!"	1
There goes my idiot neighbor waddling down the street straddle-legged again.	1
I've was just watching a movie about an antelope who is a vampire.	1
I just saw a duck running around like it was crazy!	1
I was excited about the bad pun contest because I just knew that any of the score of them I submitted would be a winner!	1
I just bought a new running shoe called, "Crack Peds."	1
I told my neighbor I'd spent the whole day tucking socks at my job at the underwear outlet store.	1