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Just turned fourteen years old today, and this Monday's off to a typical start already.

481 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"Only people who have at least some demon blood in their ancestry can see us in this reality, you know? "

169 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I was huddled in a corner with half my clothes ripped off, crying my eyes out with pain, shame, and terror!

109 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I saw a Russian comedian making fun of Vladimir Putin, but the routine wasn't very well written.

59 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I left the hospital with a spring in my step.

32 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I just love The Hunchback Of Notre Dame!

27 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I'm despised, reviled, and slandered constantly for a difficult, thankless job that someone absolutely must do.

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Knowing the method I employed to deal with my deep-seated emotional problems, a well-meaning friend gave me the name of a self-harm forum to try and help me.

7 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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You're here because I've got years of pain and ruin and grief and hell inside of me that you put there.

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I asked the Mohel how the circumcision business was going.

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