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You know, we're just one long tube inside, from our mouths, to our anus.

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I keep telling my talking anus, "Shut up, you lousy a**hole!"

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I think my word processor is pregnant!

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I can't believe the popular kids invited a dweeb like me to join them for a friendly game after school!

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I've found a new hope, a new meaning and zest in living!

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I know this sounds bizarre, but my butthole has learned to talk!

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I was excited about the bad pun contest because I just knew that any of the score of them I submitted would be a winner!

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"It's a cold night!" the Grand Inquisitor complained.

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I just saw a duck running around like it was crazy!

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I've was just watching a movie about an antelope who is a vampire.

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