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I felt a sense of relief wash over me as the escape pod jettisoned itself from my former ship, sparing me from its demise as its hull was torn to bits.

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“I’m pregnant.”

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I wasn’t too embarrassed about having a seizure in public.

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I thought Soylent Green was made out of people.

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Out of me and my two dogs, only one of us really talks in the house.

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“You know the rules, no fake piercings allowed on campus.”

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I smiled as the man continually whipped my chained-up daughter, confident that this will all soon be over.

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I’ve often wondered how big the Loch Ness Monster is.

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“For my first wish, I wish for a rock!” I said, thinking that I had tricked the genie into giving me something harmless.

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“There’s always a bigger fish,” I said in a hoarse whisper.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I felt a sense of relief wash over me as the escape pod jettisoned itself from my former ship, sparing me from its demise as its hull was torn to bits.	16
“I’m pregnant.”	15
I wasn’t too embarrassed about having a seizure in public.	12
I thought Soylent Green was made out of people.	12
Out of me and my two dogs, only one of us really talks in the house.	11
“You know the rules, no fake piercings allowed on campus.”	9
I smiled as the man continually whipped my chained-up daughter, confident that this will all soon be over.	6
I’ve often wondered how big the Loch Ness Monster is.	5
“For my first wish, I wish for a rock!” I said, thinking that I had tricked the genie into giving me something harmless.	4
“There’s always a bigger fish,” I said in a hoarse whisper.	3