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My husband texted me that he and my 3 year old son have decided to dress up and act out his favorite movie scene.

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[NOV22] "I have sacrificed my life in defence of my country," he thought contentedly as he lay bleeding on the battlefield without his legs missing.

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I successfully performed an exorcism at a woman's house...

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[MAR23] "Why is she not eating," he asked looking at his baby girl toying with her food.

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"I would never remarry," he thought during the funeral of his wife and kid.

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"How much?" the man asked.

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He flew into a boundless rage as he saw the cuts on his wife's back.

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[SEP22] Millions of rats infest the city sewers

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I wanted to see a dermatologist for these coin sized boils that have appeared on my body.

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"My darling, I love you so much that I'd choose to die before choosing to break up with you ♥️"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband texted me that he and my 3 year old son have decided to dress up and act out his favorite movie scene.	36
[NOV22] "I have sacrificed my life in defence of my country," he thought contentedly as he lay bleeding on the battlefield without his legs missing.	29
I successfully performed an exorcism at a woman's house...	26
[MAR23] "Why is she not eating," he asked looking at his baby girl toying with her food.	23
"I would never remarry," he thought during the funeral of his wife and kid.	20
"How much?" the man asked.	17
He flew into a boundless rage as he saw the cuts on his wife's back.	17
[SEP22] Millions of rats infest the city sewers	16
I wanted to see a dermatologist for these coin sized boils that have appeared on my body.	15
"My darling, I love you so much that I'd choose to die before choosing to break up with you ♥️"	14