/u/TheTwoHeadedMage's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"In exchange for my help, I will take half of your treasure," was the deal he offered.

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"I followed the pediatrician's instruction and he killed my baby!!" the mother howled.

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My boyfriend invited me to meet his family at their cabin in the woods.

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"I have never done this with a human before and I am excited to see what our offspring would be like," he said after finishing in me. NSFW

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"Pass me the ashtray," he said pulling a drag on his cigar.

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[MAR23] I had sex with my girlfriend in the forest while her twin sister was dying because of a snake bite.

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I am always wary of the guys I go out on a date with, but I knew Keith was the one as soon as I met him.

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[OCT22] They said try having a kid with your husband and it might just save your rocky marriage.

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"I am wearing the dress you requested," she whispered seductively, standing behind him completely naked.

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Resorting to cannibalism in survival situations is common.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"In exchange for my help, I will take half of your treasure," was the deal he offered.	3585
"I followed the pediatrician's instruction and he killed my baby!!" the mother howled.	2855
My boyfriend invited me to meet his family at their cabin in the woods.	2081
"I have never done this with a human before and I am excited to see what our offspring would be like," he said after finishing in me. NSFW	223
"Pass me the ashtray," he said pulling a drag on his cigar.	221
[MAR23] I had sex with my girlfriend in the forest while her twin sister was dying because of a snake bite.	184
I am always wary of the guys I go out on a date with, but I knew Keith was the one as soon as I met him.	73
[OCT22] They said try having a kid with your husband and it might just save your rocky marriage.	58
"I am wearing the dress you requested," she whispered seductively, standing behind him completely naked.	52
Resorting to cannibalism in survival situations is common.	39