/u/TheTwoHeadedMage's posts
I hated my life when I had to live with my physically and mentally abusive grandma until she "accidentally" slipped and died.
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[WP] Angels and demons try to posses human bodies because it is the only way to exert their power in this world, but the native soul impairs them. Today, a demon possesses a baby that was still in the womb and had no soul in it yet. Months later, for the first time, a child laughs when it is born.
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I laughed as I corrected my three year old, who held the knife in a reverse knife grip while stabbing at the chicken in an attempt to cut it.
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[WP] You are a fantasy author and have been transported into the very fantasy world that you created, but as the weakest character. Every other character knows you are their creator, and not everyone is happy with how you created them.
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[WP] When a person comes of age, a cryptic tattoo magically appears on their body, which when interpreted correctly reveals a prophecy related to them. Today is your 18th birthday and you stare at the mirror in horror as you see your body covered in no less than fifteen large and complex tattoos.
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[CW] Ever since you accidentally kicked your cat, she has been giving you death stares and definitely looks like she is planning your murder. In the cat's defense, it was a mighty kick. (No magic. She is in fact a cat, although an intelligent one)
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[WP] A demon has possessed your body, but it is not controlling you. It just wants to live in there and observe. You were fine with it until it decided it wanted its own identity, and started making changes to your body. It started with growing another face at the back of yours.
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[WP] You, the representative of humanity, wait for the aliens to come out of their spaceship. As the door opens, you see them.. hang on, you have seen them before. "Hello humans. Good to formally meet you all. Of course, you know us as Octopuses"
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