/u/The_Broken-Heart's posts
[EU] "Care for a round of gwent?" Darkseid smiles contentedly, lets go of the poor hero he's crushing, and nods.
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[WP] "Come on, man. It's just russian roulette," "Just that? Huh... Do you want to know what you would be like if I left this group? I may be a joy-killer, but it's because I CARE."... It's been a few weeks since one of your friends left your group forever just because he couldn't handle your fun.
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[WP] Humanity has the strange ability of predicting what's going to happen by the music that they hear. It seems to be a species-wide collective ability, and has been hidden from us for centuries. I have only discovered this fact after a dangerous experiment performed on myself. Record Stop.
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[WP] When the villain's usual evil monologue was missing, everyone—the mayor, the police, the citizens, that one astronaut, etc.—EVERYONE went bonkers.
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[WP] "I would like to buy an engagement ring." The jeweler smiled politely, and replied, "Who's the lucky woman?" "You."
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[WP] You're a necromancer. You find yourself teleported inside a massive temple, surrounded by an equally giant field of protection. You have no way out. You start venting your frustration on your surroundings when, suddenly, your shin hits a very dense object. You hit a shimmering, intact skeleton.
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[WP] Non-humans are a lot, lot more affected by Forced Perspective than even human children. Humans use this to their advantage.
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[WP] The Elves Have to Pay Off their Exceedingly Frustrating National Debt. Luckily for Them, They Have Magic. And Also Some Acquired Human Artifacts from Before the War...
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[WP] "I don't know what's happening to me. I keep hurting people... I keep pushing them away. No, seriously, I'm literally doing that to them. I don't know what to do."
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