/u/The_Imortalis's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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People always complain that we’re spending too much on getting into space, when we’ve barely explored the oceans.

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Was eating that delicious bacon for the first time worth the high price he had to pay?

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“Mummy knew you couldn’t have died in the delivery room, you look too perfect sleeping in my arms”.

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I’m constantly judged as a cutter because of the marks I carve into my arms.

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“Nothin’ beats an afternoon of catfishing in the sun by the river, eh girl?”

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I love the feeling of the wind in my hair.

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It’s been 2 years since my family abandoned me for being different.

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Flying along the forest trail on my mountain bike always made me feel invincible.

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That sneeze just came out of no where.

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My personal trainer promised he’d help me lose weight after my heart attack.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
People always complain that we’re spending too much on getting into space, when we’ve barely explored the oceans.	706
Was eating that delicious bacon for the first time worth the high price he had to pay?	566
“Mummy knew you couldn’t have died in the delivery room, you look too perfect sleeping in my arms”.	364
I’m constantly judged as a cutter because of the marks I carve into my arms.	169
“Nothin’ beats an afternoon of catfishing in the sun by the river, eh girl?”	60
I love the feeling of the wind in my hair.	46
It’s been 2 years since my family abandoned me for being different.	36
Flying along the forest trail on my mountain bike always made me feel invincible.	32
That sneeze just came out of no where.	31
My personal trainer promised he’d help me lose weight after my heart attack.	26