/u/The_OG_upgoat's posts
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[WP] Somehow, you've been the only survivor of every horror movie scenario, the ultimate final girl.
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[WP] "Ghosts are reflections of their eras. What might a ghost of modern capitalism look like, I wonder?"
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[WP] "The hero knew they would betray him, but he let it happen, all so he had an excuse for a bloody rampage of revenge."
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[WP] In between assassinations, the agent spends most of his/her time bingeing cheesy romantic movies on Netflix.
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[WP] The villain launches his meticulously-planned coup, exiling the princess to a faraway land. Half an hour later, she shows back up in the throne room, her movements erratic and somehow incredibly fast.
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[WP] "Meeting the boss to be punished? No, you've got it wrong. Meeting the boss IS your punishment."
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