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Every day for the past week someone keeps sending me dick pics.

1936 upvotes

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Before letting the technician fix my computer, I moved all my nudes to a flash drive.

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I yawned in front of a regular customer and said, “I’m so sorry, I didn’t sleep much last night.”

1513 upvotes

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I went through a customers flash drive that they had forgotten with their computer, there were tons of nudes of them.

1491 upvotes

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The radio said extreme homicidal behavior is one of the first symptoms.

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My girlfriend came home crying uncontrollably; she begged me to just lay in bed with her until she calmed down.

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As if floating stranded in the middle of the ocean at night wasn’t bad enough.

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I woke up to see all my teeth had fallen out.

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While my husband was downstairs I finally had time to listen to that voicemail he left me a few days ago.

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I found several bodies in the backyard of the house I inherited from my mother.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every day for the past week someone keeps sending me dick pics.	1936
Before letting the technician fix my computer, I moved all my nudes to a flash drive.	1798
I yawned in front of a regular customer and said, “I’m so sorry, I didn’t sleep much last night.”	1513
I went through a customers flash drive that they had forgotten with their computer, there were tons of nudes of them.	1491
The radio said extreme homicidal behavior is one of the first symptoms.	1311
My girlfriend came home crying uncontrollably; she begged me to just lay in bed with her until she calmed down.	769
As if floating stranded in the middle of the ocean at night wasn’t bad enough.	583
I woke up to see all my teeth had fallen out.	325
While my husband was downstairs I finally had time to listen to that voicemail he left me a few days ago.	300
I found several bodies in the backyard of the house I inherited from my mother.	137