/u/The_Thing_Behind_You's posts
[WP] You wake up from a coma after a month and your friends tell you that while you were unconscious not only did the zombie apocalypse start and end, but so did an alien invasion. You think they’re pulling a prank on you until you watch the news.
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[WP] The monster under your bed pays rent. Monsters don’t use human current so instead it casts small magic spells for you.
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[WP] You’re the sickly house wife of a high ranking general. One day some rebel soldiers break into your house and kidnap you. On the way out you hear one of them mutter “Don’t worry Boss, were getting you out of here.” He looks familiar but you can’t quite figure out why.
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[WP] You’re renting a haunted apartment but instead of trying to get rid of them you just treat them like an asshole roommate. You just know if the ghost was gone your landlord would raise your rent dramatically, an apartment this nice in this part of town would normally be far beyond your budget.
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[WP] A orphan gets sent to kill the dark lord but when they find him he offers to adopt them so they can actually enjoy the rest of their childhood instead of continuing to be a child soldier. The orphan, having learned the world and the dark lord aren’t as black and white as they thought, accepts.
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[WP] You die and get sent to hell. You died at just the right time, the previous caretaker of the hell hounds got eaten and they need someone to fill the position. Caretakers get eaten so often that no demon is willing to take the job, you don’t want to either but it’s the only way to avoid torture.
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[WP] The god of life has fallen in love with the god of death and has started killing things at an alarming rate as presents. What he doesn’t realize is that this is not appreciated, it’s just making more work for the god of death who hates it.
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[WP] In the world you live in gods are born and die by the mortals belief in them. After being told that your dying little sister can’t be saved you decide to convince the world she’s a new god using nothing but your words and the small bit of magic you have.
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[WP] Mind breaking eldritch abominations invade our world and the first person they encounter is a small girl who is inexplicably immune to their insanity inducing effects. They decide that hanging around her would be more interesting than driving even more people crazy.
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[WP] For years humans have been fearfully respectful of most gods while mocking the fertility Goddess, thinking the worst she could do is make it hard for them to have a kid. After all these years she finally snaps and her revenge on humanity is something no one even thought she could do.
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