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[FEB23] Dying in War forced the Soldiers to continue fighting in hell for all eternity, being blown to bits and never gaining an inch of ground.

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[OCT22] We picked out our rings in secret but she made me promise that it couldn't be silver.

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When the first aliens arrived to Earth, many were delighted when they resembled the common Bovine.

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The Two headed calf born at the local farm drew in quite the crowd

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As the doctor lanced the bump on the side of my neck, I thought I heard him audibly gasp once the cut was made.

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"We have a pulse!" The Doctor cheered as the man regained consciousness.

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[DEC22] When I made my escape from Hell to Heaven, I was not prepared for it to be one giant shopping mall, nor did I expect to be welcomed with open arms.

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I finally worked up the courage to extract the ingrown hair on the back of my leg.

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With so many bad children and a growing population, Santa no longer brings you a lump of coal if you're on the naughty list.

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[OCT22] We finally gave up the assassin life and had a small, private ceremony on a remote beach.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[FEB23] Dying in War forced the Soldiers to continue fighting in hell for all eternity, being blown to bits and never gaining an inch of ground.	287
[OCT22] We picked out our rings in secret but she made me promise that it couldn't be silver.	262
When the first aliens arrived to Earth, many were delighted when they resembled the common Bovine.	255
The Two headed calf born at the local farm drew in quite the crowd	230
As the doctor lanced the bump on the side of my neck, I thought I heard him audibly gasp once the cut was made.	226
"We have a pulse!" The Doctor cheered as the man regained consciousness.	224
[DEC22] When I made my escape from Hell to Heaven, I was not prepared for it to be one giant shopping mall, nor did I expect to be welcomed with open arms.	208
I finally worked up the courage to extract the ingrown hair on the back of my leg.	189
With so many bad children and a growing population, Santa no longer brings you a lump of coal if you're on the naughty list.	108
[OCT22] We finally gave up the assassin life and had a small, private ceremony on a remote beach.	81