/u/The_Unamed_one's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I jokingly said out loud I would sell my soul to win the lottery jackpot as I laid in bed.

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[NOV23] They always beg for their life when I'm beating their head in.

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[NOV23] I don't know if I can do anything to help my wife overcome the trauma of her sexual assault.

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My Girlfriend really has a way with words. NSFW

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[NOV23] I remember the harsh beatings my father gave me for getting my Latin conjugations wrong.

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[NOV23] I don't know who you are.

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My parents got mad at dinner one night when I explained that my science teacher told me I wasn't college material.

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Have you ever been so drunk and unaware that you are seeing double that you killed your cat thinking it was a clone?

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[NOV23] When my girlfriend said she wanted cock for dinner, I thought I was getting lucky tonight.

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[NOV23] "I don't know what you mean by merger and acquisition."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I jokingly said out loud I would sell my soul to win the lottery jackpot as I laid in bed.	42
[NOV23] They always beg for their life when I'm beating their head in.	32
[NOV23] I don't know if I can do anything to help my wife overcome the trauma of her sexual assault.	24
My Girlfriend really has a way with words. NSFW	20
[NOV23] I remember the harsh beatings my father gave me for getting my Latin conjugations wrong.	20
[NOV23] I don't know who you are.	17
My parents got mad at dinner one night when I explained that my science teacher told me I wasn't college material.	16
Have you ever been so drunk and unaware that you are seeing double that you killed your cat thinking it was a clone?	15
[NOV23] When my girlfriend said she wanted cock for dinner, I thought I was getting lucky tonight.	11
[NOV23] "I don't know what you mean by merger and acquisition."	11